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Ahhh Ken the Butcher..oh no you have a mysterious red substance all over you!! But don't worry, at least you still have that pretty smile...some say it glows in the dark.Designed by Courtney Brenek and Matt Gaglione @mansizemeatballs and modelled by Gijs Van Kooten...

This BIG Uzi Plush will help your anxiety disappear when you hug her... but run if you start to hear manic laughing.Design by Angelica Zhang @Ang_z8S.

It's the jumbo-sized Jax plush! Well, he's still smaller than the real Jax, but he's like, larger than most other Jax Plushes. But then again, Jax himself isn't real, or at least that's what our therapist keeps telling us.Designed by: Dylanwildo and Latticha L

Wear this hat and you become an official employee of JC Jenson! The employment package includes unexpected death, eldritch nightmares, and a free name badge!

Note: This item is on pre-order. Orders made after 14th December will begin shipping in late-March.Pomni is in her Jax era - after all, who wouldn't want to be inside Jax?This plush comes with a tiny plush gun attachable with magnets and storable in...

Note: This item is on pre-order. Orders made after March 25 will begin shipping in late May. Okay we're going to admit, we don't know why we made these. And there's two of them in there so...I dunno I guess you show twice as many...

It’s Jax! And he’s laughing! But at what? Is it you? You’ll have to bring him home to find out for sure.Design by Lucy Xue @cryoflower.

Jax pin just lounging around watching funny things happen to people.Design by Josh Palmer @zeurel.

Note: This item is on pre-order. Orders made after March 7 will begin shipping in mid April.Small enough to hang on your bag, but still big enough to ruin your self esteem.Design by Angelica Zhang @Ang_z8S.

Ever wanted to crawl inside Jax's skin and see what it's like to be him? Well now you can do the legal version of that and wear this super fluffy Jax jacket!Designed by: Latticha L Measurements are in inches, ±1 inch. . Size Length...

Are you tired of not being able to mockingly sneer at the people you leave behind you? Well fear no longer, as you let the Jax Bag do that for you, as well as carry all your stuff! Product design by Daemerys of ....

We're just going to leave the Jax Animatez here. Whatever you do with him after purchasing is none of our business...Product and packaging design by Matt Gaglione & Ana Mendes @zaphk.

The Jax acrylic keychain - perfect for capturing the raw fear of man versus vegetable.Designed by: Latticha L and Angelica Zhang

A comfy sweater featuring the classic line that Jax definitely said during the pilot.Design by Lucy Xue @cryoflower. DetailsTwo colors to select from - blue and purple. Measurements are in inches, ±1 inch. . Size Length Width Sleeve XS 25" 18" 30" S 26" 20"...

Note: This item is on pre-order and order made after February 9 is expected to begin shipping in late-April.With the J plush, the gang's all here! Recreate your favourite Disassembly Drone scenes, such as J yelling at N, J hitting N, or J threatening...

J's not hanging around on company time. She's doing business. The business of making sure that you keep doing your business. And business is booming.Design by @cheerpuppy14.

J threatened us with a lot of unspeakable violence if she didn’t get her own Animatez and well we refuse to live in fear.Product design by Matt Gaglione & Ana Mendes @zaphk, packaging design by Matt Gaglione and Mosspuppie.

Hey we get it Kinger. We miss your wife too.Designed by: Latticha L and Mosspuppie ApparelUnisex FitMeasurements are in inches, ±1 inch. . Size Length Width XS 27" 16" S 28" 18" M 29" 20" L 30" 22" XL 31" 24" 2XL 32" 26" 3XL 33"...

Is this a threat, or a promise? You get to decide!Comes with a FREE sticker to show your individuality, just like everyone else that bought it.Design by: Latticha L and Angelica Zhang ApparelUnisex FitMeasurements are in inches, ±1 inch. . Size Length Width XS 27" 16"...

Look at him, he's just waiting for someone to come along and save him. Maybe that person should be you. Maybe you should invest all your emotional energy, hopes, and dreams into it.Comes with a FREE sticker in case you also hate corn.Design by:...